I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Do plants get herpes?
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