**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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