Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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