But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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