The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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