We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
