but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I lost the right to judge tonight
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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