Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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