Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Randomize
