i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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