Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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