why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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