I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Randomize
