I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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