who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
accomplished twins. life is a go
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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