none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
No subtext here. People are naked.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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