didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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