god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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