Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Pants are for mortals
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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