Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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