Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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