I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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