Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
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