Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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