found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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