Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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