do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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