She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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