weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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