Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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