So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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