sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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