Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I forget how to act sober
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