one two three fourrrrnication!
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Randomize
