I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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