So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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