went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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