He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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