I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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