just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
