I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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