Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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