Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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