Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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