She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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