so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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