Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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