I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
sarcasm needs its own font
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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