oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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