Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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