found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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