I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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